Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,035 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (175/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/335 points)
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Defeat the game!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (190/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
View the game walkthrough.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/425 points)
Pause the game.
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.